fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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