But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
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Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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