She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
The Olympian is in my bed
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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