I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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