Only a mothe r could love this liver
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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