Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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