jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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