physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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