theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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