Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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