Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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