i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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