There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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