i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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