we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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