i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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