Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
