i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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