My brain says no but my pants say off.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the day after is always just damage control
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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