May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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