I hope mine doesn't look like that
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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