Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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