therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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