It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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