I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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