Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I don't deserve a penis
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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