I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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