Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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