That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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