whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
