The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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