Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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