I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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