Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
my sisters under your porch take her home
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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