But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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