i need an iv and a liver transplant
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I got inside last night via doggy door
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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