there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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