and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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