so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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