But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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