finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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