I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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