i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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