Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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