He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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