Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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