its not stalking. its research.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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