Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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