I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm having to shit out rocks
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