Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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