Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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