so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Just cropdusted the office
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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