I don't think brook has ever known best
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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