im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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