Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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